Go F Yourself: Secret Scrooge Mean Greeting Card - Perfect for that special someone in your life you just can't stand anymore!
(FIRST IMAGE IS CENSORED - SEE SECOND IMAGE FOR ACTUAL MESSAGE):
BE SURE TO CHOOSE DESIRED DELIVERY METHOD BEFORE CHECKING OUT!
Direct - We will send the card of your choosing directly to the enemy of your choice with our return address from our postal code (07675)
Indirect - We will send the card of your choosing to your address with prepaid postage and our return address so that you may add a nasty message before you drop it in the mailbox